Proof of Cock-cept Edition

I'll sing you a song of folks down on their luck, 
As they chased after Johnny, the man who did fuck. 
Those heroes, those villains, we'll speak of their plan 
As they chased down that forty-five dick havin' man. 
From cities to forests, through mushrooms and sand 
As they chased down the forty-five dick havin' man

The first ten pages of the horny, horrific adventure for The Electrum Archive. Consider this an amuse-bouche for the full adventure - it's basically done, but we ran out of time to do layout for it and have some tables we need to finish fleshing out. Suffice it to say, if you're interested in what is here, you'll like what's coming.

What Is It?

"The Ballad of Johnny 45-Dicks" is a sometimes horrific, always horny adventure for The Electrum Archive that has the players acting as bounty hunters traveling from the town of Titan Port across the desert, through a fungal expanse and to the base of a volcano as they hunt down the multi-bedicked outlaw sex warlock gunman Johnny 45-Dicks. The three included routes give you the option to dial in the intimate investment you and your players want for this story - do you want a queer roadtrip across the desert while you come to accept your body? Do you want to hunt down a monster who has been leaving people drained of their blood but filled with other fluids? Do you want to see what happens when everyone in the polycule gets really into body modification? Pick your poison and ride it out.

Content warnings are included in each of the sections of the adventure, but if you're here and you know the ethos of the jam this was submitted for, you know what you're getting into.

What's Included? What's Missing?

The "Proof of Cock-cept" edition of this game gives you all the basic information you need to set up the plot of the game as well as where to reference information in The Electrum Archive's Free Rules as well as where to reference named people and places in Zine 1 and Zine 2 if you have them - they're not necessary to play this game, but it'll make your time with this adventure much more exciting.

Currently, the formatting, the random encounter tables, and the items and statblocks are missing - we ran out of time! It'll be uploaded later this week, so hang onto your dicks okay?

Necessary Legal Disclosure

“The Ballad of Johnny 45-Dicks” is an independent production by Adam Seats & the members of The Very Secret Bookclub and is not affiliated with CULT OF THE LIZARD KING. It is published under the TEA Third Party License. The Electrum Archive is copyright Emiel Boven and CULT OF THE LIZARD KING.